A few translations from Garrison's words into the English that the rest of us use. This cheat sheet may come in handy if you find yourself interfacing with him for any extended period of time.

Gra-Lumber Bar
Granola Bar
Miss-struction
Construction
Miss-ghetti
Spaghetti
Teh-Vee
TV
Mud Shoes
Croc-like plastic sandals
Flat egg
Fried egg with a broken yolk
I'm thinking about...
I'd like to...
Peanut Butter Quesadilla
Peanut butter on a rolled-up tortilla
Orange cheese
Orange cheddar cheese, not to be confused with (apparently inedible) white cheddar
My beer/cider beer
Apple juice or apple cider
Glass glass
A glass drinking glass, not to be confused with a sippy cup.
Happy Birthday to You!
Your birthday
Hang-ga-burr
Hamburger
Peanut Bomber
AJ Bombers, a local restaurant that delivers peanuts to tables via ceiling mounted "bombs".
Different candy
The collective term for the candy he collected on Halloween this year.
Gummi Pill
His morning gummi multi-vitamin or evening gummi omega-3 vitamin
Compweeter
A computer