Me: Do you want a chocolate bar for dessert?

Garrison: No. I want chocolate chocolate.

Me: That's what's in a chocolate bar.

Garrison: No, it's not.

Me: Then what's in a chocolate bar if not chocolate chocolate?

Garrison: Peanut butter, peanut butter sandwich, and quesedilla juice.

Me: dumbfounded look

Garrison (firmly): I want chocolate chocolate, not a chocolate bar.