Sirens
Sarah: “Where do you want to go tomorrow to look at carpet?”
Me: “Sergenians?”
Garrison: “They’re closed for three months.”
Me: “Really? Why?”
Garrison: “Because the thunder was loud and they put the tomato sirens up on poles and they went off but I haven’t seen one for a while. Then we have to go to the basement and watch teh-vee.”
What makes it funny is that he meant tornado and not tomato.