Sarah: “Where do you want to go tomorrow to look at carpet?”

Me:  “Sergenians?”

Garrison: “They’re closed for three months.”

Me: “Really? Why?”

Garrison: “Because the thunder was loud and they put the tomato sirens up on poles and they went off but I haven’t seen one for a while. Then we have to go to the basement and watch teh-vee.”

What makes it funny is that he meant tornado and not tomato.