In Wisconsin, we take our drinking seriously. Some points to consider:- Our current state Attorney General was busted for drunk driving during her current term. Patrol car video footage of her failing a variety of road-side sobriety tests was widely circulated by the state’s various media outlets. That doesn’t seem to have hurt her chances for reelection as she is tied or in the lead in most polls.

Having said that, you can imagine why I was amused by a picture I found on the back of a wine bottle recently. After some contemplation, I decided that the picture was a warning not to drink from bottles and glasses the same size as my car.