I found my new career today.
While I was looking at something totally unrelated, I followed a random series of links and found myself looking at the following: Running With Scissors Metal Sign with Real Bullet Holes!
The descriptive text says it all:
These are actual 12"x12" metal signs emblazoned with the world-famous Running With Scissors logo!Perfect for dorm rooms, nursery doors or underground bunkers!
These signs have REAL bullet holes blasted through them by hand using a variety of weapons and ammo.
That's my dream job, right there. I want to be the guy in charge of shooting guns at signs which are then sold to people on-line.
It's guns, ammo, and signs. All totally legal; all in the name of profits. How bad of a job could that really be?