There are very few things more entertaining to read than a sharp, biting review of a really bad movie. As Exhibit A, I offer the [San Francisco Chronicle's review of the movie "Alone in the Dark."](http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/01/28/DDG8QB0V3T1.

DTL#alone) Here's a teaser of what you'll find in the review:

"Alone in the Dark" is the best Ed Wood movie never made. It fails so miserably as both an action and horror picture that it succeeds as a comedy. It's a film so mind-blowingly horrible that it teeters on the edge of cinematic immortality....

Every casting decision, camera angle, special effect and sound seems created as a dare to leave the theater.