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A Fond Du Lac, WI man blames Charter Communications for “his television addiction, his wife’s 50-pound weight gain and his children being ‘lazy channel surfers.’”
What will make this man happy? “$5,000 or three computers, and a lifetime supply of free Internet service.”
The complete story includes more absurd details guaranteed to make you cringe at the thought that this man has the right to vote.