[National Guardsman shoots self in buttocks while attempting to remove pistol from holster at SFO.](http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi file=/chronicle/archive/2002/01/03/MN117862.

DTL)  Will he ever live that incident down?  Perhaps my favorite part of the article is the statement that "officers have been ordered to remind their soldiers of general safety precautions."  Might this reminder be in the form of a memo reading, quite simply, "Don't shoot yourself in the butt while patrolling the airport."?