Old Navy is currently advertising an article of clothing named the All Terrain Shorts. This is somewhat mystifying to me because I didn’t realize that I needed shorts for differing types of terrains. For instance, I’m left wondering if my current wardrobe of shorts is best suited for arid plains or sandy beaches? Maybe I’ve got shorts designed for urban streets and not mountain climes? Apparently, Old Navy is trying to position these shorts for sale to the SUV crowd?

Guess I ought to get around to doing my taxes one of these days.